Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....
# o* N0 a0 F7 a: K Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile2 d; d% |) y! \' Q7 F! b" F
deltas.6 H ~' A- f8 c J% C3 I% u
0 V! r: f/ s( p0 Y4 a% D4 V Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....
3 l# B, Z |% L* F9 A: n# n, t+ q Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed
4 O4 L4 M' ~, m4 U: K0 d# L investors.
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$ `2 d$ ?* w5 T$ k0 b Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...7 s% a/ e3 y+ u7 ~0 _% p: ~7 m
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.' G" k1 q# e6 `
+ C& ~) F5 ]/ k2 K! y Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....
7 p3 C6 h- b* L- W- y Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer h( h' B, ]/ k$ K3 e' \
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Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....
% d5 |, {1 d+ a! x* ]2 X' `& \, U Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive, n$ o/ `. o0 ~9 p5 _. z, b. R5 P* Y6 v
reconstruction.
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Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....) _4 f; y3 `4 G+ V5 }; i
Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps
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Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....
7 `( Q4 E4 u% N A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a+ m& f; b& Q& x1 K) b
future.
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# L9 B" `% C2 W/ u From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .
( u( V# ?5 G) O) ]; e, r Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN9 P" U! a! Z# t
9 k7 ^% W9 ? r% V Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......- K- n, e M& E$ t1 N: P' E
Ruled by a dick5 Q1 M2 o/ k5 ^- C" x
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