美国偶像评委经典损人语录

杭州泰弗尔英语

美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
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6 G+ B4 y+ Z% k) p9 gIt sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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0 I4 f# }4 y' [) H6 t, y# K9 i听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。
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I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

) B9 o& m. B+ L1 m( G0 n. z你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。
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You have just invented a new form of torture.

/ n" K, V+ S  w0 p你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。
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" J* `! W$ ]/ t! q4 P: tIf you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

' M) I! V3 }8 \5 Y6 ]如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

" L0 c8 C( |4 {7 h8 g8 B* G2 PThere's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.
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人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。
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You killed my favorite.
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我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

- P# H$ ~7 S& t, X$ T! XIt is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.
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4 `, i" X! e; k7 D& V* q/ p- c& L. H你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。

; n& \" O8 m+ J8 U) J7 uYou’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

0 L1 H$ w  E$ C2 ?( {  V你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。

I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
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你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。

- Z4 e0 Q9 v/ N/ Q2 ~9 cI couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
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8 ?& R. b4 D5 x4 P2 `3 S7 ]我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。
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Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。

It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
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/ |; s+ O+ R6 i: K1 a8 N你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

kenen

我是大上个月给儿子报的可恩学科英语，我发现他的读写能力也在进步。他经常在涂鸦板上写英语给我看，有的时候我真的很惊喜，这个年纪的小朋友，居然能掌握这么多的词汇！遇到可恩学科英语青少年，我觉得很幸运，也诚心地推荐给我身边的小孩！”