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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. 0 Y% s4 a& L0 v7 V) ?
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。 ! G' K% k i* y3 X/ ]+ d B
one should love animals. They are so tasty. N: C) ]! }0 M2 B" l) C
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 , W; u+ o8 u( \6 u1 ~5 G9 G" ^ u
) U- N, u0 K# d* @+ {8 ^ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
; K5 D& [; G1 r. A$ n 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
7 Q7 I- x! h0 w 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。0 F7 G* A" J) _) n
; l0 D0 ]* Y4 Q2 U+ j& L/ G! | Behind every successful man,there is a man.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two. / c- ~" W: a6 U5 a! A* E
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not theonly thing in life.
. J" w1 R4 O, A! a9 }, J 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。 # T& \& H1 [: ?0 U' f
" O+ B& _2 ^8 N7 f0 u The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. " |5 E+ A: n" m6 O- S( C' x( _
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。8 [" i9 B8 X& P
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ) Q" T' y( c2 b( [* R/ Y4 O
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。% x# ]& |: }4 m7 M* K0 D" Q2 q
) T( n A, V+ N Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
( v5 [8 f$ e5 \- O4 V* p3 v! L 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。 - `4 D6 ~& X& z- ^& C1 b) y
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
( h: A7 I; }* }) u* v9 r6 Y0 F 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 & K3 G0 |6 L0 {0 M7 I7 y
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. ^' `3 b2 W' d
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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# I0 J5 Q5 U7 B% h5 Y “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. 7 Q l/ N8 M1 Y2 }7 E6 a9 T% e
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
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: N* y* O2 B! v There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 5 _& e" r2 y S; U; ?
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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9 L4 A! W( @ x* X/ Q- N “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
+ o; M9 x9 _ M h: G ? 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
, R5 y, c2 b% K. V: y8 I; ^ 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。6 m& u- E/ Z7 P: L# Z" V
! ?" j( q# l* j4 [4 q# J God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 0 r4 G$ k! X! E) h7 k+ C4 U
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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5 {4 v9 s! u- E8 Z7 i1 Z When two’s company, three’s the result!
: ^; V0 r- o% A9 U 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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+ e7 M! K/ l! ? A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
5 i2 h7 i4 l% F5 l* J# s, a 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 ! i1 r- K/ F& m u8 r; S4 `
' F# H: H$ y6 R2 n The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
$ ~' `8 w$ h {0 b4 d The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. , i1 s/ r9 J' z ]
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着 。![]() |
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