[转帖]How did I come into this world?（我是怎麼來到這世界的？）

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Monday morning....need double espresso, and a joke to start with...
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了... # V5 J4 E2 d" Q/ f
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"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"
「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」 ( G! ^- s5 ~+ { W# W0 B# D

  "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you  anyway."
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」

   "So why not today? Please!"
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」 - [. O9 W) F/ r! `( K6 E4 {% m2 F/ c/ M

  "OK, but listen carefully."
「好吧，你仔細聽著！」

  "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. " U: ] q) k7 K' `$ i
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，

  In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected  to mom. ) x/ \+ U7 Y: E
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結， ! T3 d; w! |% F. _; V S

  Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料，

  When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆， % Q5 w5 r; F# \2 g' M2 e

  Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，

   nine months later we ended up with a virus." , X2 S8 m; D' q- y- z2 h1 W
就這樣，九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」 9 ?0 K' u) }! E

 

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