Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

czy

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

( F) T3 Z% I: L& Z9 XMs America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
! e6 f% g& D+ h' F7 C$ Rgentlemen.
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Question: How can you say so?
! b- ?1 W% M- j2 P% e, {( hMs America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
(Applause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
& z+ j5 u0 f3 j, u0 yMs Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
2 O  S; ^* [) R: C: fToro(Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
0 |- ]: Y7 F: j# IMs Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

4 J! ?5 C" z- L# R% _  p- n6 GApplause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
$ c* b8 q0 _4 X: u! R0 vMs Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
1 T; i: l- O; l/ R2 K& nQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
+ ]+ Y. F  O. ~  jQuestion: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
0 p8 K9 Z# j. i* J2 MMs Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
7 Y# c, @; S  F$ q% B$ mQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

  Y- N9 ]. F* _3 p& x(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?

2 B8 m& z5 {7 ~4 \  y' H5 mMs India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
# u; P; v2 j2 [Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
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Question: How can you say so?
7 L# X8 }" o# VMs Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
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: l6 }' o: W& _# A6 ~$ w3 k(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

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/ F5 W* U* [+ n: bQuestion: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
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  k) q" I; l( e; E+ d$ Q. j% uQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
show is over.

8 U! |" H; R7 M7 D) vApplause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

6 f" T2 f$ b) \$ ZQuestion: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
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czy

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czy

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