CHINESE ENGLISH

恨不会打网球

01．we two who and who？
% M4 t% v& C6 r( R, k1 Z/ n1 j! E$ _咱俩谁跟谁阿
02．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
不鸟我，我也不鸟你
9 M: ^$ s, N' u5 y$ g* K+ h04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
( w/ o3 ~! v( X4 c6 k& @" Z8 [你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
9 v$ M/ j' r4 D, C/ P有事起奏，无事退朝
' l& r* B) D( ^06．you me you me
! e0 C, c4 ]( V彼此彼此
2 z6 t& d9 H/ a1 Y0 Y4 D% N07．You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
08．know is know noknow is noknow
& n3 s) F/ E3 \( u# a' b知之为知之，不知为不知...
09．WATCH SISTER
表妹
5 L" n$ T: i3 N+ L- D- o10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
3 D( D. Z5 n  Z3 p- ?5 G8 Q7 ?2 a龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
. p3 r# o  H  p/ {# ~% P11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
7 w( k, W% k- W车祸现场描述
0 W7 P( z+ o4 O9 H  C2 e: n13．heart flower angry open
) e; F8 G: @' k- ^+ x心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
' [2 `3 w) a* L; |走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
0 U# E+ s" y8 v' y% Q0 ^16．If you want money,I have no;
) R+ s) e7 K  k$ V6 j) j8 y# oif you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
9 b9 E! p4 s) l' V( m; t" s我叫李老大，今年25。
% q1 z0 ?1 |+ _, S. l18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
' g, G) U  B& m7 ?19．as far as you go to die
. c9 l* z8 j7 ?有多远，死多远！！！！
- q" t5 z2 ?; W+ z' g20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
! j- b8 g. F6 a7 \给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21. no three no four
6 {. [7 N9 H* S不三不四
% x1 h* R$ v& ?# L5 E8 [9 K5 S22. seven up eight down
/ u+ q9 Z* {  [  ~0 u1 A8 w七上八下

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