大学宿舍里出现频率最高的话
<p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">1、我明天要好好学习！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">2、我再也不玩游戏了！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">3、开门啊，我没带钥匙！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">4、谁去食堂？（下一句是：帮我打包）</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">5、谁借我点钱啊？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">6、今天有没有点名？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">7、明天考试了，你坐我前面啊，我给你占位置。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">8、你多少级了？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">9、甲：吃饭去不？乙：去。甲：给我带一份。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">10、甲：今天有什么课？乙：我也不知道。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">11、甲：做完作业了吗？借我抄抄。乙：我也在等别人的呢！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">12、打牌啊！一缺三！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">13、兄弟们，生命不息，睡觉不止啊！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">14、走，打球去，谁拿我袜子了？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">15、甲：从现在起宿舍再也不许说脏话！乙：我靠！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">16、兄弟姐妹们快快快，开始点名了。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">17、问：什么时候考试啊？甲：好象还有几天吧。乙：就明天考试。丙：不会吧，我还不知道考哪科呢？丁：啊？你们昨天没有去考试吗？……晕倒一片……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">18、今天星期几？？？</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">19、甲：你快起床，要迟到了！乙：我今天不去了，帮我点到啊，写张请假条也行。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">20、今天圣诞节啊，我们聚餐吧！今天母亲节啊，我们聚餐吧！今天儿童节啊，我们聚餐吧！今天教师节啊，我们聚餐吧！今天好冷啊，我们聚餐吃火锅啊！今天下雨，大家去找个饭馆聚聚啊！今天考试考完了，大家一起聚餐啊！今天生日，大家聚餐啊！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">21、甲：帮我写签到条了吗？乙：我写了，差点被老师看到呢！丙：什么？！我也帮你写了，竟然交了两份，这回死定了。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><p></p></span></p> <p>经典,我都长用!</p><p></p> <p>我和楼主看来有很多共同点!</p><p>哈哈</p><p>开心</p> 哈哈，我没带钥匙 <font size="2">天有没有点名？<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: zh-cn; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-font-kerning:0pt;;"></span></font> peifu <div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>酸草莓</i>在2007-3-9 19:08:00的发言：</b><br/>peifu </div><p></p>你的回帖更牛 火星了 <p>经典啊</p> 我没说过 搞笑............... 好笑 日经帖 今天点名了 <div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>arhn</i>在2007-3-9 15:39:00的发言：</b><br/><p>经典,我都长用!</p><p></p></div><p></p> <p>甲:明天的课有没有作业?</p><p>乙:没有.</p><p>丙:上次你们没睡觉吧?</p><p>丁:我做好了.</p><p>甲乙丙:给我看一下!!</p><p>突然,停电了……</p> 加一句 谁去关灯 <p>帮我请假</p> 同感！
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